Do not, under any circumstances, ask the pilots if they are sober.
AMERICAWERST DOES IT AGAIN. Family asks if pilots took a sobriety test, pilots sigh, fume, take the sobriety test after a few hours wait, then kick the family off the plane after the results turn up negative. One of the family members recalls the pilot: "He said parents should teach their children that there are consequences to asking questions and that the passenger who asked the question was going to be taken off the plane," Christopher von Schweinitz said.